> Married to childhood friend for 6 happy years
> Wife wants to read her old diary from about 3rd grade with me
> Sounds kinda dumb but if she's happy then fine
> Mostly stupid kids stuff with random words like HATE in big writing
> Eventually we get to the part where she meets me
> According to the diary she only wanted to be friends because her logic was that nerds become rich and she wanted to marry me to get rich
> Remember how she was always trying to get me to learn and get into college pretty much entire childhood
> This led me to actually get a good job as software engineer
> I lead a good life because my wife was a sociopathic gold digging 8 year old