> had a wife of 2 years
> we never went through each other's phones
> she asks me to grab hers from other room one day
> front and center, suggestive texts from another woman
> snoop through it later, she is brazenly cheating on me with a lesbian woman, let's call her Elise
> completely lied to her about being married to me, claimed to be a "gold star" lesbian or whatever they call it
> sent screenshots of convo to myself
> sent Elise a selfie from my phone with my wife not paying attention in the background with the message, "she's been lying to us both. I'm her husband."
> we coordinated after that, I sat with Elise at a restaurant after my wife set up a secret date with her
> my wife was pale as a ghost seeing us together, immediately turned to leave the restaurant
> divorce was a blur from there
> Elise became my friend, very mentally supportive through it
> turns out lesbians are the absolute best wingmen you could ever ask for
> eventually introduced me to my new gf, even more compatible and much less toxic than my ex wife

Cheating wives are temporary, lesbian friends are eternal