The Creation Of Pussy

Seven wise men with knowlendge so fine
created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, smart with wit
using a knife, he gave it a slit.

Second was carpenter, strong and bold
with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin
by using red velvet, he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout
with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee
touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.

Last came a sailor, nasty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.